Human, male: penis
Human, female: no penis
Human, shemale: penis
Gorilla, male: penis
Mosquito, male: penis
Tomcat: penis
Human, Ari Fleischer: no penis*
Stallion: penis
Bald Eagle, male: no penis
Pidgeon, male: no penis
Argentine Lake Duck, male: penis
Blue Whale, male: penis
Damsel Fly, male: penis
* This fact has never been independently confirmed. If anyone has conclusive evidence that Ari Fleicscher does, in fact, actually have a penis, please email The Logos, and we will print a retraction. Until which point (as evidence to the contrary is provided and analyzed), we stand by our theory and the rules of the scientific method.
Written by Shawn McCormack on May 01, 2003 |
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Did you know you can buy a penis for about $12 at Grand Openings in Coolidge Corner? No lie. We could buy one for Ari. (or would that be "soft money?") Detachable penis...
Posted by: Jigilou at 02:42pm on May 05, 2003 | Profile
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Their is an extensive collection of animal penises in the Reykjavik Phallological museum. No shit.
Posted by: Ian Garthwait at 04:14am on May 13, 2003 | Profile
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Vent sexing baby chicks is a method popularized in the 1930's by a Japanese professor, Kiyoshi Masui. Individuals well trained at chick sexing schools can consistently attain greater than 95% accuracy. This method involves holding the day old chick upside down in one hand and while visually examining the vent area for the presence or absence of a rudimentary male sex organ. This method sounds much easier than it really is. After being taught the basics of this technique from non-professionals, most people would be doing well to obtain 60-70% accuracy at best. Most commercial hatcheries that offer chicks for sale as either pullets or cockerels utilize this method. I would suggest having a helper to hold the chick while you do the examination through a magnifying glass; after looking at 8-10 in a row, you could become very good at it.
Posted by: Erin Casey at 12:11pm on May 16, 2003 | Profile
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derek: large penis
shawn mccormack: clitoris
existential angst is soooo last decade.
Posted by: Derek L. Headley at 06:30pm on May 19, 2003 | Profile
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