1) The title of this piece: totally redundant. 2) The first piece of Logos marketing swag was a beer koozy. The koozy did not have our URL anywhere on it. 3) The koozy also did not fit beer bottles. 4) The first massive banner we had printed did not read: "I will never be boring. I will read The Logos." Instead it read: "I will never be boring. I will never read The Logos." 5) The several hundred dollars collected at our first fundraising party is still sitting under a bed in a Tupperware sandwich box. 6) One of our editors went to an entrepreneur’s session at a federal building in order to learn more about starting a magazine company. He was immediately kicked out for carrying a knife. 7) It has taken us three months to settle on a design for Logos stickers. But we battle on! They will be out next month. 8) No one has given us any money. 9) The Logos Paper Airplane was too nose-heavy and is believed to have been the cause of at least one massive head trauma. 10) You called us "funny-lookin'."