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At a red light wondering what that rattling noise is.

Trying to remember if it's liquor before beer or beer before liquor.

Opening the refrigerator, shaking head, walking back to couch.

Thinking "I should get in shape."

Telling customer that his hands are tied regarding the price of that suit.

Getting kicked out of Discovery Zone for "horseplay."

Unsuccessfully hitting on the counter girls at Verna's coffee shop.

Telling that story about that crazy night in college for the twenty-ninth time.

Wet sanding third coat of polyurethane.

Crying.

Entering ex-girlfriend's name in Google.

Regretting last night's incident with the Guinness, the fake accent, and the cute waitress.

Thinking "If I get the Mustang on the road, then she'll notice me."

One-upping each other with Simpson's quotes.

Masturbating in office men's room.

Finding a gong in a trash heap, dragging it halfway home, leaving gong in different trash heap.

Moving back into parent's basement.

Playing one last game of Snood. Really.

I ain't got no dawgz.

Written by Shawn McCormack on Jul 01, 2003 | Profile | Print This Page | Tell a Friend