Wherre My Dawgz At?

By Shawn McCormack

  • At a red light wondering what that rattling noise is.
  • Trying to remember if it's liquor before beer or beer before liquor.
  • Opening the refrigerator, shaking head, walking back to couch.
  • Thinking "I should get in shape."
  • Telling customer that his hands are tied regarding the price of that suit.
  • Getting kicked out of Discovery Zone for "horseplay."
  • Unsuccessfully hitting on the counter girls at Verna's coffee shop.
  • Telling that story about that crazy night in college for the twenty-ninth time.
  • Wet sanding third coat of polyurethane.
  • Crying.
  • Entering ex-girlfriend's name in Google.
  • Regretting last night's incident with the Guinness, the fake accent, and the cute waitress.
  • Thinking "If I get the Mustang on the road, then she'll notice me."
  • One-upping each other with Simpson's quotes.
  • Masturbating in office men's room.
  • Finding a gong in a trash heap, dragging it halfway home, leaving gong in different trash heap.
  • Moving back into parent's basement.
  • Playing one last game of Snood. Really.
  • I ain't got no dawgz.

    Written by Shawn McCormack on Jul 01, 2003 | Profile | Print This Page | Tell a Friend

  • Comments

    "Unsuccessfully hitting on the counter girls at Verna's coffee shop."

    Unsuccessfully?? you havent been as unsuccessful as ya might think.....happy bday

    Posted by: Michele at 03:59am on Aug 02, 2003 | Profile



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