Penis or No Penis?

By Shawn McCormack

Human, male: penis
Human, female: no penis
Human, shemale: penis
Gorilla, male: penis
Mosquito, male: penis
Tomcat: penis
Human, Ari Fleischer: no penis*
Stallion: penis
Bald Eagle, male: no penis
Pidgeon, male: no penis
Argentine Lake Duck, male: penis
Blue Whale, male: penis
Damsel Fly, male: penis



* This fact has never been independently confirmed. If anyone has conclusive evidence that Ari Fleicscher does, in fact, actually have a penis, please email The Logos, and we will print a retraction. Until which point (as evidence to the contrary is provided and analyzed), we stand by our theory and the rules of the scientific method.