Is it Malaise? Or is it... Malaria!

Ok, I might as well throw in an update just because I know you’re all salivating. You shouldn’t salivate though, I am un-saliva worthy. Save you glands for other, more important things.

Unfortunately I do not have many new and exciting exploits to report. Today was very busy, but very ho-hum. Mostly we are banging against deadlines trying to get both the expedition web site online along with a coherent plan to get argonaut journals underway.

Some fun stuff did happen today. A girl got hit with monkey poop. Although apparently we should get used to that as it is a fairly common projectile out here. A nasty stomach bug seems to have caught one or two people so everyone is being a wee bit paranoid and hand-washing-heavy.

At one point I did get to go up high on a trail and get a wonderful view of the cove and surrounding areas. The animals again were sheepish. I’ve gotten a wee bit jaded about them. I will be walking around, hear a howler overhead, and just go “Oh please, shut up.” Not in a rude way mind you. It’s just that all the animals here are so fussy. A bird gets within 20 feet of another and it’s “Aw! Aw! Cree! Aw!” and a shower of feathers. I guess it’s like New York, but not.

Perhaps one of the more surreal things I saw here was when some youth variety show hosts came over to interview the argonauts. They were “super cool!” “hey kids!”” types. They even had a man in a full-body cartoon dog suit, apparently he is the show’s mascot. Nothing is weirder than coming down a trail after seeing an ocelot and having six-foot dog standing in the woods and having him give me a high-five while yapping something “zanny” en espanol. Whatever, maybe it was just the heat and it never happened.

As sickness abounds here on BCI and the work never ceases. I shall be going off to bed now. As many who knew me back in my frat days can attest, I’m a big fat wuss who goes to bed early and never has any fun. Why would I change now?

Written by Orion Smith on Jan 22, 2004 at 7:56pm

Comments:

That is so funny about the mokey-poop! I mean really, cause you will never guess what happened today O - So i come home from a long day's rehearsal and go into the apartment - you're not going to believe this - there is a fucking monkey in there and it is throwing poop EVERYWHERE! Oh! and it is chuckling or howling like a crazy monkey howl - oooo eeee aaaa - and throwing poop everywhere! poop all over closet door, the shoe basket, poop all over the kitchen table, doo doo on the TV screen! IN THE SINK! and there is some sort of sticky white fluid on the excercise bike. CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT!



. . . oh by the way . . . there is something wrong with the toilet.


Ok, well bye!

Posted by: Jon Greene at 09:09pm on Jan 22, 2004 | Profile



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