Shawn McCormack
Things started to go bad for Shawn in high school when he was taught that daydreaming is a form of mental illness. A writer and founding member of The Logos, he claims the idea was born either in his living room or in the bar on the corner of his street, but he can’t remember which. There are not very many things that Shawn likes.

Gareth Hughes
Gareth Hughes did his laundry yesterday, jumped in the shower, and in regular form, dried with a dirty towel, put on dirty underwear, and the same dirty clothes he had worn before he got in. For Christmas this year, he would like a megaphone similar to one in the picture at left, though most who know him would argue that he is a megaphone. He is proud of his Ohio roots, his knightly quest for Sir Gareth of Orkney, and his John Starks jersey.

Erin Palacios
Erin was the assistant editor at The High School View when Shawn was in charge. She has always hated him for what he put her through. Currently, she serves as the voice of reason at The Logos, a publication whose name itself means the voice of reason. And for a publication whose name means the voice of reason, she often finds the other staff members wholly unreasonable.

Keith Watkins
Keith grew up in Gt. Barrington, Massachusetts and graduated from Skidmore College in 2001 with a degree in Psychology. In high school, Keith buried a Hustler magazine in his backyard because he didn't want his mother to discover it. A year later, realizing the magnitude of his mistake, he unsuccessfully attempted to dig it up. Additional accomplishments include: receiving a failing grade for self-control in elementary school, entering a contest at Burger King and winning the entire line of ALF memorabilia, beating his grandfather in a farting contest, and spending a weekend at Sally Jesse Raphael's apartment in New York.

Ian Merritt was once:
a. the class musician in his eigth grade yearbook
b. the proud owner of a willie mays rookie card
c. an All-American lacrosse player
d. a radio dj
e. in a ska band
f. all of the above

Orion Smith
Water, mushrooms, water chestnuts, cooked brown rice, textured wheat protein, rolled oats, vital wheat gluten, frozen onions, corn oil, frozen carrots, potato starch, frozen green peppers, frozen red peppers. It also contains 2% or less of onion powder, corn starch, black olives, methylcellulose, salt, modified tapioca starch, rice flour, yeast extract, oat fiber, sugar, potato dextrin, konjac flour, garlic powder, black pepper, maltodextrin, natural flavors from non-meat sources, dextrose, sodium bicarbonate, sodium acid pyrophosphate, hydrolyzed corn gluten, malt extract, sage, grill flavor, basil, raisin juice concentrate, oregano, jalapeño pepper powder, sesame oil, modified corn starch, corn syrup solids, natural smoke flavoring, celery oleoresin, wine citric acid, caramel color, xanthan gum, and webmaster.